despairkomaeda:

nagitan:

despairkomaeda:

I do not see the problem with cannibalism. I mean if you eat the body who even knows a murder took place

what about the skeleton

crush it up and snort it like a man

(via softtitty)

qlague:

this is true

qlague:

this is true

(Source: demonidioggi, via manda)

galehawthorne:

galehawthorne:

i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED

I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG

galehawthorne:

galehawthorne:

i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED

I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG

(via forever90s)

Mulan alternative ending

(via forever90s)

whovian2711:

So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app

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And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture

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So we tried it from a different angle and

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I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face

BUT THEN

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(Source: fierce-imaginings, via kadesaidwhat)

squeakyfangirl:

dftbhailey-42:

rainyohead:

dftbhailey-42:

rainyohead:

morrissarty:

meladoodle:

why the fuck aren’t glue sticks square so you can get the corners

you are a genius

how are you supose to screw them down if they’re square then?

maybe you could push them up?

How do you push them back down?

A lever on the side like one of those multiple-color click pens, so you could push/pull it up and down?

Only on tumblr will you have 20,000+ people discussing glue sticks.

(via shitmotherfuckergoddamn)